When the government rolls out that zombie virus I'm going to be chilling on a stolen boat waiting for that shit to blow over.

My plan is simple, gentlemen.

I steal my neighbours boat and trailer. Drive to the marina running over as many zombies as I can. Then I just set sail and live off the supplies I've got and fish just about anything edible.

However in the event of magic zombies. Fuck I'm joining their side as one the undead that can think and fuck shit up.

This guy, this guy is smart.